Posted: February 19, 2008
Funny quotes uttered by my professors
"Censorship is good because it makes you extra perverted."
"Take 100 pieces of dental floss, and tie them up real good, and you can pull a truck with that."
"We're so far from reality, we might be goose-stepping off a cliff if we're not careful."
"City slicker is a code word for Jew."
"cultivate my hate like a rare orchid"
"useless hippy drivel"
"No war ever got solved by people smoking pot or sitting in drum circles."
"scholars for dollars"
"I'd rather have sex with my sister than with my mom."
"Adrian smells a rose. Adrian thinks a thought."
"cherry-flavored logic...mmmm!"
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