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Posted: December 21, 2007

Quick Braydon Contest!

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In the blog below, just describe in 15 words or less what you like about Emerica pro Braydon Szafranski. When the contest ends on December 31, 2007, I'll choose a winner, who will receive one free pair of Emerica shoes of their choice and one complete Baker Braydon Szafranski skateboard. So, without further ado, show some Sza love!

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(361) responses to: Quick Braydon Contest!

  1. he shares a striking resemblance with hillary clinton,he did not have sex with that woman.....

    penisweinercock's Emeritar penisweinercock Posted: 11 months ago

  2. Ha-ha-ha.

    Poster's Emeritar Poster Posted: 11 months ago

  3. Dirtbag ripper pothead bringing some personality to the industry

    chad0's Emeritar chad0 Posted: 11 months ago

  4. Braydon's a beer pounding, weed tokin, poonany lovin, skateboard ripper. and thats just fuckin chill.

    WorkshopK94's Emeritar WorkshopK94 Posted: 11 months ago

  5. dank, crazy, outgoing, skate-tastic, dope, down with everything, pimp, funny, talented.

    alexhondo54's Emeritar alexhondo54 Posted: 11 months ago

  6. 2 words. nicole ritchie!

    luckykat67's Emeritar luckykat67 Posted: 11 months ago

  7. Style
    Zippy
    Abstinent->SIKE
    Fly
    Reckless
    Amongst the best
    Nightclubber
    Stoner
    Kingpin
    Innocent

    OrangeSpankys's Emeritar OrangeSpankys Posted: 11 months ago

  8. it's weird how everyone said somthen about him smoking or fuking.

    But he's the $hit

    skaterbob0018's Emeritar skaterbob0018 Posted: 11 months ago

  9. Braydon's black metal van and everything that goes down in there is my life inspiration.

    lambchopper's Emeritar lambchopper Posted: 11 months ago

  10. he doesn't give a fuck and charges, he has fun doing whatever he's doing.

    nagoooyen's Emeritar nagoooyen Posted: 11 months ago

  11. mega spiff smoking, tight pants wearing, larger than life bleach blonde skate icon.

    thatchristiankid's Emeritar thatchristiankid Posted: 11 months ago

  12. Rocks Golden Locks of Shear Savage Brutality.

    DeathSultan's Emeritar DeathSultan Posted: 11 months ago

  13. cause the dude fucks bitches, stays high,gets them hammers and bangers.

    x1modestmouse1x's Emeritar x1modestmouse1x Posted: 11 months ago

  14. braydon is emerica

    mongolskater101's Emeritar mongolskater101 Posted: 11 months ago

  15. hes an influence, 100% skater, and the skating world wouldn't be the same without him

    David-flip13's Emeritar David-flip13 Posted: 11 months ago

  16. banger? ripper? rockstar? chicks magnet? all in one package? damn...speechless...big ups bro!

    Zul's Emeritar Zul Posted: 11 months ago

  17. he gets down.

    B-rod735's Emeritar B-rod735 Posted: 11 months ago

  18. he gives me a reason to wake up in the morning, among other things.

    higgins's Emeritar higgins Posted: 11 months ago

  19. basically, Fabio with a Bud and a neck tat

    a_b's Emeritar a_b Posted: 11 months ago

  20. Braydon MOTHER FUCKING Szafranski, what can I fucking say he's raw as fuck. He might not be the best skater on the team, but he skates more then any one else, putting his heart and sole in to that shit. Perfect example on what skateing is, your the shit Braydon Szafranski.

    skateandbake10's Emeritar skateandbake10 Posted: 11 months ago

  21. The whole god damn company.

    Emexico30's Emeritar Emexico30 Posted: 11 months ago

  22. He's the whole god damn company.

    Emexico30's Emeritar Emexico30 Posted: 11 months ago

  23. Braydon Szafranski has better hair folicles then I ever will!

    MCJunkie's Emeritar MCJunkie Posted: 11 months ago

  24. Braydon is the Man,He looks like jesus and actually could be, he is god......

    ilskater101's Emeritar ilskater101 Posted: 11 months ago

  25. If i win i will give it to an orphan home soo they will skate btter than an emo kid named ryan scheckler

    ilskater101's Emeritar ilskater101 Posted: 11 months ago

  26. stoner, sick skater, good sytle

    conk's Emeritar conk Posted: 11 months ago

  27. he looks like Gary Busey but skates like no one else.

    scuba-stu's Emeritar scuba-stu Posted: 11 months ago

  28. front blunt flip out hubbas

    EmericaDrew's Emeritar EmericaDrew Posted: 11 months ago

  29. dude doesn't give a fuck about shit
    100% pure skateboarding. he blazes the weed up

    TheNotoriousBIG's Emeritar TheNotoriousBIG Posted: 11 months ago

  30. badass

    mongolskater101's Emeritar mongolskater101 Posted: 11 months ago

  31. Bud. Budweiser. Braydon.

    gerrronimo's Emeritar gerrronimo Posted: 11 months ago

  32. Illest sk8r, great style, BAKER, 1 of the best sk8rs, He's Braydon Szafranski

    joshersk8's Emeritar joshersk8 Posted: 11 months ago

  33. Ballin' as shit, period.

    HAREMAN's Emeritar HAREMAN Posted: 11 months ago

  34. Braydon's the golden prophet for underground society. The dude preaches the free world, 'nuff said.

    hiead's Emeritar hiead Posted: 11 months ago

  35. I like Braydon because he does what he wants. He doesn't care what people think.

    vx1kskate's Emeritar vx1kskate Posted: 11 months ago

  36. he's a perfect person who's highly interested in politics. Braydon for president 2008.

    j-stock's Emeritar j-stock Posted: 11 months ago

  37. NO MONEY FOR SHIRTS.

    thunderwood7's Emeritar thunderwood7 Posted: 11 months ago

  38. he's a perfect person who's highly interested in politics. Braydon for president 2008.

    j-stock's Emeritar j-stock Posted: 11 months ago

  39. he pushes wood, drinks the good, and full-cab flips like you wish you could.

    uwantfrieswifdat's Emeritar uwantfrieswifdat Posted: 11 months ago

  40. A real life model that proves things can be taken to the next level.

    t-dub's Emeritar t-dub Posted: 11 months ago

  41. his shifty kickflip down that 10 in this is skateboarding was fucking rediculous.his style is smooth.hes got a wide variety of tricks.and hes a pimp.

    alternateusername's Emeritar alternateusername Posted: 11 months ago

  42. braydon who?

    doublekickflip's Emeritar doublekickflip Posted: 11 months ago

  43. Lots of dudes say they "don't give a fuck."

    Few mean it.

    Braydon's the exception.

    Dave's Emeritar Dave Posted: 11 months ago

  44. Braydon's my role model because I strive for the day I no longer need shirts.

    ehmerica's Emeritar ehmerica Posted: 11 months ago

  45. he's the sly, sloshed, shirtless, smiling, shredder.

    miles's Emeritar miles Posted: 11 months ago

  46. Metal to the bone, ultimate ripper, lose as hell, has one of the most stand out style's on a skateboard. And he drives the damn coolest van.

    lookatthisguy24's Emeritar lookatthisguy24 Posted: 11 months ago

  47. Your fuck'd.

    why-are-you-botherin's Emeritar why-are-you-botherin Posted: 11 months ago

  48. His style is super ill and he throws himself down the gnarest shit

    GNARnia's Emeritar GNARnia Posted: 11 months ago

  49. "dudes' got game" ...... p.s. if for some crazy reason i win, i'll take the trucks, wheels, etc. but send the deck to who would be the runner up, i skate HBS decks all day.

    HBSskateboards's Emeritar HBSskateboards Posted: 11 months ago

  50. Beer, Baker, Emerica, Bitches, Steeze, Vegas Love, Mary Jane, The Sza, Dirty business, Budweiser, Bad ASS!

    Destructor's Emeritar Destructor Posted: 11 months ago

  51. The ancient Mayans once had a saying about some skater, " Braydon Szafanski is the sh*t."

    hellotoyoubigboy's Emeritar hellotoyoubigboy Posted: 11 months ago

  52. He has rock-hard tricks with butter-smooth style and can get it done right!

    staygold247's Emeritar staygold247 Posted: 11 months ago

  53. i'll tell you once i finish this blunt

    childstalker's Emeritar childstalker Posted: 11 months ago

  54. he's almost as hott as my girlfriend

    Tyl3rFr3sh's Emeritar Tyl3rFr3sh Posted: 11 months ago

  55. hair and style are awesome, and so are his nollie flips Braydon rips the stick!

    scissorsnapper's Emeritar scissorsnapper Posted: 11 months ago

  56. the sza is so ill he makes guys talk about his hair ... weed saves lives!

    sza1's Emeritar sza1 Posted: 11 months ago

  57. Braydon is a real life super hero.
    Skater by day, MILF hunter at night.

    AustinReece's Emeritar AustinReece Posted: 11 months ago

  58. There they saw a rock, but it wasn't a rock. It was a ROCK LOBSTER!

    Angel's Emeritar Angel Posted: 11 months ago

  59. fool's a straight stunna, can't hate on that shit.

    biggystardust's Emeritar biggystardust Posted: 11 months ago

  60. weed.ladies.shag.happy.shreds.madonnas.represent.someone else's pro model shoe

    EmericanPatriot's Emeritar EmericanPatriot Posted: 11 months ago

  61. Braydon Szafranski is one of my favorite skaters because the guy skates for skateboarding he doesn't care about anything that confronts him he goes to the spot and shreds everything Emerica Bro

    JSC's Emeritar JSC Posted: 11 months ago

  62. Hes always looking for wild times, on and off the board.

    ShadowHopper's Emeritar ShadowHopper Posted: 11 months ago

  63. I like his surname, it sounds Polish:)

    Karwan89's Emeritar Karwan89 Posted: 11 months ago

  64. I like him, because he has polish sounded surname.

    Christianin's Emeritar Christianin Posted: 11 months ago

  65. i like everything about braydon szafranksi.period.

    jonnybob's Emeritar jonnybob Posted: 11 months ago

  66. He is a skateboarder.

    RoyTheReaper's Emeritar RoyTheReaper Posted: 11 months ago

  67. his hair!

    edyh's Emeritar edyh Posted: 11 months ago

  68. - FsBluntslide flip out.
    - Huge pot on Baker3.
    - The busty girls at his "turning pro" party.

    FranciscoLima's Emeritar FranciscoLima Posted: 11 months ago

  69. I like him cause he's Ozzy on a skateboard and shreds like no other.

    cbomber's Emeritar cbomber Posted: 11 months ago

  70. WEED SAVES LIFE ALRIGHT!!! so does budwiser and girls with hotpants

    KANGY's Emeritar KANGY Posted: 11 months ago

  71. Braydon with no pot is like a skateboard with no wheels!

    Tyzanol's Emeritar Tyzanol Posted: 11 months ago

  72. i really fanzy the alcoholic side of him, it brings out the ladys and the biggest hammers!! muah!

    drewajt's Emeritar drewajt Posted: 11 months ago

  73. his tats, his lifestyle, whats not to like?

    leoisthebestskaterever's Emeritar leoisthebestskaterever Posted: 11 months ago

  74. he is rather "ho
    od". yes that is the perfect description

    dshiznit's Emeritar dshiznit Posted: 11 months ago

  75. Braydon IS skateboarding, simple as that.

    daviddd's Emeritar daviddd Posted: 11 months ago

  76. crazy drunk, crunk, 6 inch J roller motha fucka, reppin las vegas. holla

    crazaalex's Emeritar crazaalex Posted: 11 months ago

  77. he's wild. has long blond hair. and he opts not to wear a shirt.

    ayo4tao's Emeritar ayo4tao Posted: 11 months ago

  78. Delightfully tacky, totally unrefined, and couldn't care less.

    DannyDarko's Emeritar DannyDarko Posted: 11 months ago

  79. The way his hair looks like he has never washed it

    Hally's Emeritar Hally Posted: 11 months ago

  80. All you need is four words:
    Beer
    Bitches
    Weed
    Skateboarding

    carlossantiago's Emeritar carlossantiago Posted: 11 months ago

  81. he empowers todays youth...along with andrew.

    Skatemodernordie's Emeritar Skatemodernordie Posted: 11 months ago

  82. It's Braydon. He's honestly a one of a kind. Loves to smoke, joke, skate, drank....

    emerico's Emeritar emerico Posted: 11 months ago

  83. braydons style is so great i love his van no one cares what he does

    bakerisbetter's Emeritar bakerisbetter Posted: 11 months ago

  84. Hes exactly like me. He just doesn't give a flying fuck.

    theshredder's Emeritar theshredder Posted: 11 months ago

  85. My Mom thinks he's cute thats all what should matter.

    braydenk's Emeritar braydenk Posted: 11 months ago

  86. hes a rockstar

    indytruckco7777's Emeritar indytruckco7777 Posted: 11 months ago

  87. He eats puppies. Its a good thing.

    saturdayskater12's Emeritar saturdayskater12 Posted: 11 months ago

  88. Braydon is a tank. and hes rad. and shreds da gnar.

    yeah0's Emeritar yeah0 Posted: 11 months ago

  89. He knows what it is like to be in struggle and live on the streets

    skatetoliveeddie's Emeritar skatetoliveeddie Posted: 11 months ago

  90. he is a crazy ass skateboarder who doesn't give a crap about anything

    farbodnabavi's Emeritar farbodnabavi Posted: 11 months ago

  91. um, the shit. (with the period)

    tonym's Emeritar tonym Posted: 11 months ago

  92. What I like about braydon szfranski is that in any situation he is never uncomfortable.

    morongosteve's Emeritar morongosteve Posted: 11 months ago

  93. baker ran an ad with his number so i called him. He called back later, not pissed at all, actually had words of motivation for me. real down to earth.

    imagineboobs's Emeritar imagineboobs Posted: 11 months ago

  94. Party+skate+cigarettes=Braydon

    akronskater's Emeritar akronskater Posted: 11 months ago

  95. 100% skater,potsmoker,chick banger,drinker,awsome dude,my idol

    JamesInEmerica's Emeritar JamesInEmerica Posted: 11 months ago

  96. who cares? give me the product.

    austin777's Emeritar austin777 Posted: 11 months ago

  97. He skates

    papisuave123's Emeritar papisuave123 Posted: 11 months ago

  98. he is rad and baker fucking rocks and as rocking style

    ice's Emeritar ice Posted: 11 months ago

  99. braydon is a blonde bombshell livin the life his way and throwin down hammers.

    deepern0ah's Emeritar deepern0ah Posted: 11 months ago

  100. BLUNTS
    BEER
    BABES
    BAK3R

    bak3r333's Emeritar bak3r333 Posted: 11 months ago

  101. He's Braydon fucking Szafranski

    rxwxtxfxemericax's Emeritar rxwxtxfxemericax Posted: 11 months ago

  102. 6 words. Braydon Szafranski is a fucking pimp.

    someskateboarder's Emeritar someskateboarder Posted: 11 months ago

  103. Braydon's an effing beast - dude's rad!

    HbyH's Emeritar HbyH Posted: 11 months ago

  104. he skates great, and knows what hes doing. simple.

    DIKINABOX's Emeritar DIKINABOX Posted: 11 months ago

  105. inspire,that right,work hard to pay the bills,2006 he made it his bitch!

    flex's Emeritar flex Posted: 11 months ago

  106. huge fuckin joint,front tail 270 out,McSteezy,Szafranski saves lives,skateing is the shizit

    restricted4life's Emeritar restricted4life Posted: 11 months ago

  107. forget about bangin' the bitch, throw some hammers on her!

    emericaskate71's Emeritar emericaskate71 Posted: 11 months ago

  108. His face is like the sun sinking into the ocean. His face is like watching flowers growing in fast motion. All his kisses are swallowed, like the mornings that hollows. Baby you are my sunshine.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  109. He kills it.

    edwinr0404's Emeritar edwinr0404 Posted: 11 months ago

  110. Braydon Szafranski, every hair on your head is counted, you are worth hundreds of sparrows. The tree you planted has become fecund
    with kamikaze hummingbirds.
    I'm so sorry,
    my spirit's rarely in my body.
    It wanders through the dry country
    looking for a good place to rest
    your head upon my chest,
    and I can feel the pillow of your breast.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  111. he got dragged by a donkey
    through the dust and the myrtle,
    but he was once a little fat baby.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  112. pretty deep, poopkick

    a_b's Emeritar a_b Posted: 11 months ago

  113. Braydon Szafranski, you are my daisy,
    you?re my lullaby.
    come sun up my dogs will fade to
    honeysuckle and clear moonshine.
    he is my black earth
    and the fire in my spine.
    his magnetic waves give birth.

    some sweet day you will be mine, you?ll be mine

    we can we can go home soon
    o?er the cold old sea
    his love is in the old moon.
    o to kiss his knobbly knees.

    we drink whiskey like our fathers,
    born to return back to the clay.
    My love for you boy will never decay.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  114. He is the future of skatebording, and he likes to toke and get the ladies.

    rammie15's Emeritar rammie15 Posted: 11 months ago

  115. And I never thought this life was possible
    Braydon, You're the yellow bird that I've been waiting for

    Him, the end of paralysis, Me, a statuette.
    Now I'm drunk as hell on a piano bench
    And when I press the keys it all gets reversed
    The sound of loneliness makes me happier

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  116. WWBSD?

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  117. I love him because his initials are BS and I really like devouring bull feces.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  118. Actually, I really do like Braydon Szafranski becuase I think he's a really good influence for skateboarders and people in general. people really need to learn how to enjoy life. No one knows how to ENJOY life except for me and Braydon and my freind Johnny Harshman who moved to Colorado.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  119. Braydon is the reason why the girls in my school smoke weed and get drunk every weekend. And since the girls are always high, it means I get action with them. Which also means, thank you Braydon!

    RVCA's Emeritar RVCA Posted: 11 months ago

  120. He is a blue blood
    He dances in blue shoes and wear a blue hat
    Lives in a blue house
    On a blue street
    In a blue town
    By a blue creek
    He writes his blue songs
    With my blue pen
    He sings the blue notes
    To his blue friends
    He had a blue dream
    About a blue star
    In it he drove there
    In his blue car and when he got there
    he met a blue dog
    With a blue tongue
    they had some real fun
    They bounced a blue ball
    It broke a blue glass
    They banged on blue drums and called it blue grass
    I guess the thing I'm trying to tell you
    Is that he's the best, kid
    Becuase he's true blue

    Once he had gangrene
    he got it real bad
    So the doc came with his black bag
    he said "You know, Doc, I dont feel swell,
    if you had a blue bag, I think I'd get well.."
    So he came right back
    With a blue sack
    Doc said 'Will this do?'
    He said 'Why not, Yea"
    Out on the blue sea
    he sailed a blue ship
    he had a first mate
    Always had blue lips
    His name was Bluebeard
    He had a weird twitch
    He flew a blue flag
    On a big stick
    And they ate blue gill and they ate blue chips
    Oh he felt real blue, eating that blue fish
    Because there ain't much that he won't do
    Unless it keeps him from being true blue
    Once in a blue moon
    There's a blue sky
    he'll wear his blue jeans and fly his blue kite
    Hangs like a bluebird, until the wind dies
    And then the tears pour
    Out of his blue eyes
    If it's your birthday
    he'll bake a blue cake
    And then he'll eat it off these blue plates

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  121. Braydon could right the new constitution when the Secular-Progressives take over America. Go weed!

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  122. "Make yourself free" Braydon said that to me. And now my heart is like an open door.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  123. Braydon can inspire large crowds of people to push forward and swallow the police on the side of the road where the barricades hold you back from the TRUTH. And you have to love those people becuase you want to carry them around with you and stare deep inside of them just hoping so bad that they hold some kind of truth, because if they dont, NO ONE does.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  124. He makes me want to beat up Ryan Sheckler.

    kylexgee's Emeritar kylexgee Posted: 11 months ago

  125. Oh yeah, and I hate Ryan Sheckler for being a waste of someone who obviously had alot of talent and understanding for the act of skateboarding. Such a good style. Oh yeah, Braydon! well hes a good guy.....

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  126. He's the shit. Niggaz can't fuck with it

    squall4262's Emeritar squall4262 Posted: 11 months ago

  127. He's the shit. Niggaz can't fuck with it

    squall4262's Emeritar squall4262 Posted: 11 months ago

  128. Braydon puts the "B" in BAKER and is just as gnarly as the great BOBMARLEY.

    CONTESTWINNER's Emeritar CONTESTWINNER Posted: 11 months ago

  129. He's a beast on a skateboard and a beast off one which is hard to come by.
    "live for die for skateboarding" -Braydon

    fuck off's Emeritar fuck off Posted: 11 months ago

  130. Braydon's Front tailslide 360 out kills flat rails and he's an aphrodisiac for the ladies.

    plus4life's Emeritar plus4life Posted: 11 months ago

  131. The Nicest Man I've Ever Met, And Sick With It, Back Blunt KickFlip Out.
    Peace

    Antwan's Emeritar Antwan Posted: 11 months ago

  132. Braydon is a sweet fuckin skater who smokes pot and can get any girl.

    gage424's Emeritar gage424 Posted: 11 months ago

  133. Nice hair, Shreds, Hot (not gay) a beast!!, full cab flip beast, kickflip shifty beast, can hoook up with any girlllys, and skates like no other

    joethebomb's Emeritar joethebomb Posted: 11 months ago

  134. bud beer bitches braydon

    mongolskater101's Emeritar mongolskater101 Posted: 11 months ago

  135. its so sad that people come on this website without even being able to tell the difference between a front blunt and a backside bluntslide.

    YTEICOS's Emeritar YTEICOS Posted: 11 months ago

  136. axl rose + big tounge + huge joint + tailslide 270 out = Braydon Szajizzlejastajo with his face next to a girls ass

    T-rex's Emeritar T-rex Posted: 11 months ago

  137. blonde, scantily clad, curvasious, suple, apple bottomed, naughty, fair skinned, hip hop honey.

    lahcimm-oj's Emeritar lahcimm-oj Posted: 11 months ago

  138. one word. Gnar.

    gbabybaby's Emeritar gbabybaby Posted: 11 months ago

  139. tits

    chickengeorge's Emeritar chickengeorge Posted: 11 months ago

  140. Gnar, Booze, Weed, Ripper, No shirt-o, Style, talent, Baker, Emerica, Rock and Roll.

    Bucko5's Emeritar Bucko5 Posted: 11 months ago

  141. he can do da crazyest shit that no one can do down da big stuff

    iluv2sk8's Emeritar iluv2sk8 Posted: 11 months ago

  142. he is gnar to the bar

    Geddy's Emeritar Geddy Posted: 11 months ago

  143. Well all I Know is that he skates wit Baker so Rock on Brocuz Baker Rox!!!!!

    dlstbaker's Emeritar dlstbaker Posted: 11 months ago

  144. the way braydon shreds the gnar anywhere and everywhere, and does it with style

    colinsperry's Emeritar colinsperry Posted: 11 months ago

  145. sexy
    hot
    funny
    badass
    style
    butter
    smooth
    strong
    keeps it realz
    blunts

    sk8ter1989us's Emeritar sk8ter1989us Posted: 11 months ago

  146. eminent

    skateeemericaa's Emeritar skateeemericaa Posted: 11 months ago

  147. Braydon
    Rules
    And
    You
    Dicks
    Oughtta
    No

    chrispy070's Emeritar chrispy070 Posted: 11 months ago

  148. gnarley,herbs,crazy,fun,steezzyy,talented,reckless,cigs,outgoing,role model,hero,professional,killer,torn up and straight up sick guy

    negronajee's Emeritar negronajee Posted: 11 months ago